Carson came up to me at the baseball field yesterday and whispered in my ear, “I’ve got a secret way to pee.” After initial surprise wore off, curiosity got the best of me and I had to ask about this possible innovation in relieving oneself. He proceeded to explain that he didn’t need to pull his pants down anymore. He learned he needed only to unzip them and gain entry through that flap in the front of his underwear. Not only could I NOT use this information, I thought all boys knew this instinctively. After all, what purpose did they think that flap in their underwear served?????
Since it took Carson six years to gather this interesting bit of information, I figured I’d better share the “secret” with Kyle. He was not impressed and explained he would just continue using his usual method. These are definitely conversations that would NOT happen in a home with girls!
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