Rethink your definition of “clean.”
Rethink your definition of “loud.”
Buy pants with that extra fabric patch at the knee.
Buy socks that are gray on the bottom.
There is a reason most boy’s clothes are dark blue.
Stock up on bandages, antibiotic cream, and hydrocortisone cream.
You cannot just let one boy have a friend over. Each boy in the family has to have their own friend over to play with. (Arguments ensue over who is going to play with the visiting boy.)
Stay away from having small pets. They will be terrorized.
That “wet dog” smell…it’s your boy.
Clorox wipes make pee clean-up a snap. (I should get paid for this one!)
I believe Poptarts have more sugar in them than any other food known to man. Purchase them at your own risk.
Don’t be alarmed when your boy can’t keep his hands off himself. It’s normal and they all do it. (Even the older ones.)
Become familiar with the terms, “Poop, pee, farts, and burps.” Anything of a disgusting nature will be discussed and laughed about at the kitchen table. Also, an 8 year old boy cannot say these words without being completely annoying.
If you want to gain control of the tv remote, ask your boys who is ready to dust and vacuum the room where the tv is located.
When you bring new cereal boxes home from the store, open them immediately. If you wait for one of your boys to do it, they will look like a wild bear tore them open.
If your boy says he isn’t hungry when he is faced with a hot dog, fries, and orange pop…he’s sick. Don’t make him take ANY bites unless you want to clean them up a few hours later. (Don’t ask how I know this.)
Boys like to beat the crap out of their brother but no one else is allowed.
Spongebob is like coffee. You hate it the first few times you try it but it grows on you. Then you get addicted. Really…Spongebob is funny.
Boys need to be reminded that they have to go to the pee. They forget on the way to the bathroom.
Boys grow overnight. You will look over your shoulder one day and wonder who the heck is standing there.
No comments:
Post a Comment